The Shawarma

Its been 3 years since I left Dubai...

Ive realized that this place has gone down the shitter....

My one favourite item...

The one solice left in my life...

The item I run to in time of need...

Has been bastardized, degraded, humiliated and left as a mere shadow of its former glorious self...

The Shawarma...

Not only has the quality of tahini become inferior but it seems as if its been mixed with chemicals from China...

The introduction of the spicy chicken flavour of shawarma is paramount to blasphemy...

Shops are putting the meat in parathas instead of pita...

I didnt say anything when they started adding french fries to chicken shawarma but now theyve over done it...

And dont start aabout the garlic sauce...

What good is a 3 Dhs Shawarma when it now tastes like shit.

Raise our rents 500%...

Pay us 50% less because we are not white...

Treat us like shit at the airport...

Screw over the labourers from our beloved country...

That we can gladly live with...

But we wont have people messing with the noble and sacred institution of The Shawarma...

The good (non-passport holding, temporary) citizens of Dubai...

I say Rise...

Rise up and Resist...

I propose a conference.. .

I propose a protest...

A protest the likes of which no man has ever seen before...